So I have figured out if I leave right at 5:00 or at like 5:15 I can get a seat on the train. Not that my lazy ass hasn't been sitting all day but there is just something about not having to hold that damn handle while on the train that just makes me happy.
Well today I was extra glad I got a front row seat to see the best thing yet. A girl got caught in the doors as they closed. Normally I would of felt sorry for someone, but they do give you ample warning the doors are closing and she was one of those chics with her Prada Sunglasses (um if you didn't know the train is underground, no sun. That is probably why her dumb ass didn't see the red light!),her Louis V purse, her Louis V scarf and Gucci shoes. This chic tried to come on the train as the doors were closing. This ain't the elevator sweetie, them doors don't stop. Her hand got caught outside holding her LV purse and the rest of her was inside as the doors were closing on her skinny ass. So while she had her I-Phone in one hand and the other out the door holding her purse, her and the dude next to her pried the doors open so she could get her late behind in. It would of only been better if someone snatched her purse while it dangled outside. (You know you all were thinking it too so don't hate me for saying it.)
1 comment:
Yes, I was thinking it too!
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