Buffalo

I headed to the happenin city of Buffalo this past weekend. I was ready for 18 inches of snow instead I got a heat wave. Well a heat wave in Buffalo that is. I packed all my snow gear for 50 degree weather. Who would of thought. I went to visit my friend Michelle while she was enjoying her un-prompted vacation, via a lay off.


Saturday we visited the holy ground of Wegmans. For ya'll that don't know it is like a Whole Foods with Kroger prices. I must admit, it did live up to all the hype. Then we went to the movies. Now there are some interesting folks in Buffalo but Kathy was by far one of the best. As Michelle and I stood in line to get our popcorn and sodas, (cause neither one of us can go to the freakin movies without spending 50 bucks on popcorn) we of coarse got in the slowest line. So the whole time we where talking about how slow the man behind the counter was. Damn if when I got closer his name was Kathy. Shock of the night. But we couldn't decide if she was just a homely woman or a Shim. Any whoo, we went to see "He's just not that into You." Not as funny as we hoped, so my advice would be to rent it. After the movies we hit up Anchor Bar for some wings.



Yes we were both looking rough at Anchor Bar but damn it who needs to get all gussied up to eat wings. Shoot!













On the way home from eating wings we stopped by the local condemned mental hospital. Gotta love Buffalo. I thought it was cool but Michelle was freaked out. I am sick like that though. They had cages on the patios and are turning it into a hotel. Cool huh!


Off to Canada Eh!


Sunday we headed north to Canada to see Niagra Falls. It was pretty warm for what it could of been but the wind was something else. The falls were so pretty. Mostly ice but you could still hear and smell the water.







And yes being the perv I am I had to take a picture of the ice penis.













Next we were off to the Butterfly conservatory. Lots of pretty butterflies and just enough humidity in that hot box to screw up my hair.




The best part of the entire trip was Souvenir City. This was the tackiest souvenir joint but only I would love it more than anything.





I mean ice penis and moose balls what more could a girl ask for in Canada, really.




Later we went up in the heated Farris wheel and saw the falls from 175 feet in the air.

All in all a very eventful day.

The next day we slept in, had lunch at Wegmans and went to a park by Michelle's old house. It was really cute it had a waterfall and all! Then it was home to relax a little and back on the plane I went. Thanks to Michelle and her Mom for making my trip to Buffalo so great!